Who rates a patio? What's the difference between a good patio and a bad one? Can you just throw up a nylon awning and serve warm Miller Lite and call it a day? We here at the Patio Blog think that every patio is special for its own reasons, and want to be able to find the right patio, at the right time, for the right people. Because how many patio nights do you have each year??? Well, a ton in Cincinnati, but a misguided patio choice is what effectively killed Caesar, right?.
Debunking: We admit that these ratings are not perfect. However, we've done our best to calibrate the numbers below.
Overall Rating: Like every other category listed, this one is completely ambiguous. How much did we like this patio? Yes, this depends on our timing, day of the week, mood, phase of the moon, underwear choice, but after we visit each place a couple hundred times, it should all average out.
Sunshine: 0 (no sunscreen required) -------- 10 (SPF 75)
Atmosphere: 0 (book club) --------- 10 (Oktoberfest)
Vista: 0 (cave) ---------- 10 (Machu Picchu)
Food: 0 (month old sushi) -------- 10 (thanksgiving dinner)
Drinks: 0 (Miller Lite & house merlot) --------- 10 (Party Source)
Location: How accessible is this patio to: (a) major roads, (b) parking, (c) urban centers, (d) points of interest in Cincinnati.
Size: approximate capacity in persons
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